the threads in her head

get rich idea no. 1-

Just kidding about the get rich part.

But if I ever become a brilliant baker one day, or just happen to know one, I would start a shop called laundry delights!

Um, laundry? And baker? Where's the link??

Oh but there IS a link. See see - we would have these beautiful plates with figures of cartoon people on them kind of thing... and then, all our cakes will be baked in the shape of garments! T-shirts, pants, skirts, dresses, overalls, sweaters... swimsuits even if someone is feeling particularly hot... or just want a small serving of cake. Get this - the cake will then be placed onto the plates. Edible paper dolls, how fun!

I mean, seriously! Strawberry cheesecake - pink and white frills; orange zest - orange pollka dots; blueberry crumble for jeans... Hey, this is seriously a good idea. I mean, you could even customise baby clothes for baby showers etc! And cake servings will be according to garments - a small serving would be a "bikini", a larger serving "swimsuit" or "big shirt", then you can add "shorts" or "pants" if you want another flavour, and "winter clothes" would be the biggest serving everrr! (And if you want a winter scene, ice cream on the side!)

Of course in a world where big rules, other shops will start popping up (because admittedly, it's an easy idea to copy), and then some big rich chain will jump in and kill us all. But heyyy, we;ll be the original, and maybe someone would want to buy our name. Sell it off, be rich!

(And yes, I would be willing to sell the name - please, just promise me, use buttercream -so delicious- and not fondant. Most fondant tastes awful...)